cineastette:

listen, can’t we just split the gold medal into six equal pieces and call it a day 

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jackfrost-edflake:

yuushanoah:

this website pisses me off, everyones always like “space is so cool!” not its not, space is bullshit and i hate everything about it, i genuinely just saw the phrase “a black hole with a mass two billion times the mass of the sun” im so pissed off, shut the fuck up, dont patronise me scientists you know i dont know what the fuck that means, my sad little brain cant comprehend the mass of one sun let alone two fucking billion, i cant even count past 10 without getting confused and youre out here talking about the mass of two billion fucking suns, shut the hell up. and dont even get me started about black holes or the expansion of the universe because thats another two seperate rants entierly. oh and apparently theres a planet made of ice except the ice is also on fire??? yeah sure fucking thing, scientists. and this is just the shit i know about. i purposely dont research space because it pisses me off so much, god knows what other fucking bullshit exists out there that ive yet to read a fucking wikipedia article about. i dont think space is real, literally everything about space is so fucking fake, this is just some elaborate fucking practicle joke. two billion times the mass of the sun, fuck you

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raychjackson:

cheeso:

cheeso:

i have been in america lately and tried its Various cuisine’s here is my review

wendys

• what i had: four for $4 burger and lemonade.
• what i thought: this is the same as mcdonalds but there is a smiling girl! the guy who invented wendys was called somethng else so who is wendy. Food apparaition?
• rating: 3/5. food was boring but mysterious girl warmed my heart
  

cook out

• what i had: hot dog and shake
  
• what i thought: holy shit. also milkshakes in america are like, solid ice cream. i was expecting nesquik
• rating: 5/5. the hot dog was nauseating but cost a dollar and the cashier liked toys

steak n shake

• what i had: you can only have burgers and shakes from this restaurant so thats what i got baby!! when in roam!! hasta la vista!!
  
• what i thought: siri didnt know how to get there so we got lost on the highway at 1am. WOOPS!!! thats the american life
• rating: 4/5. tasted like i was dying, but pleasantly

cracker barrel

• what i had: friday fish fry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  
• what i thought: there was lots of old people in this restaurant. the waitress avoided me because my nails were painted. this is a well documented phenomneom but biscuits are definitely something different in this country than my country
• rating: 2/5. scary torture cabin

costco

• what i had: piza slice
  
• what i thought: i know this isnt technicaly a restaurant but drinks were 50 cents so it gets an honorable mention. there was a crate of mayonnaise but i didnt try that.
• rating: ???/5. costcos most precious secrets are lost to us all

chipotle

• what i had: burrito. do they make other things?
  
• what i thought: the logo is a chilli pepper but there werent actually any chilli peppers you could have in the food? i enjoyed the dainty red basket
• rating: 3/5. guess burritos just always taste good, no matter what theyre made of. i think the chipotle burritos were made using some kind of food product but im not sure.
  

sonic drive thru

• what i had: loaded chilli cheese dog’ fourht of july baby!! happy star wars day
  
• what i thought: very inconceivable. there is a sit in a drive in and a drive thru and the sonic drive thru person comes over to your car in roller skates. its a made up cartoon store. it doesnt exist
  
• rating: 5/5. we spent 20 minutes googling if you tip at sonic and in the end we drove off so my guilt prevents me from assessing it poorly

taco bell

• what i had: it only sells tacos in like threes so i got three tacos.
  
• what i thought: its like a dorito with a leaf stapled to it. why is it called taco bell? also, who am i, inside?
  
• rating: 4/5. i flung six tacos in the microwave when we got back and i enjoyed watching them roll over each other playfully -  made me think of my childhood and the political conspiracy around my birth.

sheetz

• what i had: chicken nuggets at 2am
  
• what i thought: it was interesting that about half of the items on the interactive menu ended with a ‘z’ rather than an s. while that was fun - i would not go so far as to say i died at sheetz but i certainly did not leave it in one piece due to the colossal spinning death blade embedded into the milkshake machine
  
• rating: 5/5. ordering entirely through a little touchpad is a natural progression in a society of unwholesome, evil food production and distribution
  

my kind or content

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